Vamos fazer o João parar de Patetar
Para: O João
João, stop with the pateta. Stop patetating. Para com o pateta, or else.
In 1758 mr Steve Pateta created the “Pateta”, a new and inventive way to work. While it was a very important invention at that time, we are in 2024, and we really think it’s time to stop patetating.
João keeps patetating despite all of our warnings. STOP
Stop or we will be stumping some turties.
Will this petição stop João from making this huge disparate? Save him from the dangers of the pateta?Perchance.
STOP JOÃO